Publishing appalling black humor

Huge collection of black humor, parodies different, poems, etc. Here's an example: Johnny really wanted a girl in his office, but it belonged to another ... Once it became so unbearable that he went to her and said, "I'll give you $ 1,000 if you are given it to me," but she said "no." Johnny said, "Yes, I quickly - I'll throw the money on the floor, you pick nagneshsya but as lift - I have finished." She thought for a moment and said that I should consult with her boyfriend. She called and told to all. Boyfriend said, "Ask 2000 and raises money very quickly, so that he did not even have time to pull his pants." She agreed, and gave their consent to Johnny. It took half an hour, waiting for a boyfriend, but she's not calling ... Finally, 45 minutes later, he called boyfriend and asked what happened. The girl replied: "That bastard paid coins." Moral of the story: Always consider the business proposal thoroughly, before you take it and you poimeyut!